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Patty Unleashed: 7.26.17

I miss my parents. I know that is not the best way to start a humor column, but this is the

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Patty Unleashed: 7.19.17

I love the English language, but there are certain words that will never appear in this column (except for today)

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Patty Unleashed: 7.12.17

There seem to be new fitness studios popping up everywhere in St. Louis, and it is my personal goal to

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Patty Unleashed: 6.28.17

I dreamt about Jon Hamm last night. Jon and I, along with Jenna Fischer (apparently only St. Louis actors are

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Patty Unleashed: 6.14.17

Something to try: I had to lay off exercising after a nasty spill that resulted in a torn bicep tendon and subsequent

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Patty Unleashed: 6.7.17

It may never be an episode of Dateline or 48 Hours. (I doubt it would even make it on the

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Patty Unleashed: 5.24.17

I don’t spend much time in malls anymore, which is odd because they used to be among my favorite places. Not only

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Patty Unleashed: 5.10.17

We’ve all heard the adage, ‘Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.’ And we

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Patty Unleashed: 5.3.17

Certain places evoke happy memories for people. Usually it’s a place from their childhood, like the zoo or a playground, or maybe

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Patty Unleashed: 4.26.17

I’ve had a weird few weeks, and to be honest, nothing fun has happened. My mind has been left to