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Patty Unleashed: 9.20.17

I  love music, but I don’t really know It. My husband can hear a riff or two and name the

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Patty Unleashed: 9.13.17

Words. It’s what I do. Without them, well, I would not have a column. Unless I decided to draw something

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Patty Unleashed: 9.6.17

Kids scare me, the little ones the most. I usually treat them like shrunken adults, but that never seems to

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Patty Unleashed: 8.30.17

There was no one more upset about the firing of Anthony Scaramucci than me. (Well, maybe he was.) I had

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Patty Unleashed: 8.16.17

Do you ever get a song stuck in your head? Well, with the recent heat in St. Louis, I’ve been

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Patty Unleashed: 8.9.17

The first piece of art (and I use that term loosely) I purchased was for my friend Matt’s 21st birthday.

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Patty Unleashed: 7.26.17

I miss my parents. I know that is not the best way to start a humor column, but this is the

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Patty Unleashed: 7.19.17

I love the English language, but there are certain words that will never appear in this column (except for today)

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Patty Unleashed: 7.12.17

There seem to be new fitness studios popping up everywhere in St. Louis, and it is my personal goal to

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Patty Unleashed: 6.28.17

I dreamt about Jon Hamm last night. Jon and I, along with Jenna Fischer (apparently only St. Louis actors are